Post by DAMON CARNEGIE on Aug 26, 2011 1:33:59 GMT -5
[atrb=width,410px,true][atrb=border,0,true][atrb=style,border:5px solid #050505; background-color:#0b0b09; padding:5px][style=background-color:#161612; border:8px solid #161612; float:right; height:100px; width:100px] [/style][style=padding-top:4px; height:20px; border-bottom:8px solid #161612; font-family:georgia; font-style:italic; font-size:28px; letter-spacing:-2px; color:#435e49; text-shadow:#000000 1px 1px 2px; text-align:center; text-transform:lowercase]Damon QLM Carnegie[/style][style=border-top:1px dashed #142113; background-color:#050505; font-size:10px; font-family:courier new; text-align:center; letter-spacing:-1px; color:7d7d7d]I see trouble on the way...[/style][style=margin-top:-21px; width:260px; background-color:#050505; border:1px dashed #142113; padding:3px; font-size:10px; color:7d7d7d]► RACE: LILYWHITE ► AGE: NINETEEN ► SEXUALITY: NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS ► OCCUPATION: WASTE OF SPACE[/style] [style=margin-top:-30px; height:20px; border-bottom:8px solid #161612; font-family:georgia; font-style:italic; font-size:28px; letter-spacing:-2px; color:#435e49; text-shadow:#000000 1px 1px 2px; text-align:right; text-transform:lowercase]friends[/style][style=border:1px dashed #142113; background-color:#050505; font-size:10px; text-align:justify; padding:3px; color:7d7d7d]► Kurt Vonnegut proposed that all the world's troubles could be solved via networks of extended families. My Mother proposed that my own troubles could be solved via networks of people who don't want me dead. If you can tolerate the near-constant stench of skunk, as well as a disposition fouler than 2-week-old biohazard waste, we might stand a chance at friendship. If you're willing to risk it, I can move heavy things and proofread documents for you. See? Those are benefits. I have something to offer. Now can I bum a cigarette?[/style] [style=margin-top:-30px; height:20px; border-bottom:8px solid #161612; font-family:georgia; font-style:italic; font-size:28px; letter-spacing:-2px; color:#435e49; text-shadow:#000000 1px 1px 2px; text-align:right; text-transform:lowercase]enemies[/style][style=border:1px dashed #142113; background-color:#050505; font-size:10px; text-align:justify; padding:3px; color:7d7d7d]► Haha, oh. Whoooo... It would take all the fingers in the trailerpark where I grew up to count my enemies (probably some toes, too). As I've mentioned previously, I stink and I ain't exactly "warm and fuzzy." I've gotten myself into quite a few squabbles (read: utter brawls) down at Dino's Bar, so perhaps our faces have been acquainted with each other's fists.[/style] [style=margin-top:-30px; height:20px; border-bottom:8px solid #161612; font-family:georgia; font-style:italic; font-size:28px; letter-spacing:-2px; color:#435e49; text-shadow:#000000 1px 1px 2px; text-align:right; text-transform:lowercase]romance[/style][style=border:1px dashed #142113; background-color:#050505; font-size:10px; text-align:justify; padding:3px; color:7d7d7d]► I have a girlfriend. Kind of. A significant other. Stop bugging me about it, geez.[/style] [style=margin-top:-30px; height:20px; border-bottom:8px solid #161612; font-family:georgia; font-style:italic; font-size:28px; letter-spacing:-2px; color:#435e49; text-shadow:#000000 1px 1px 2px; text-align:right; text-transform:lowercase]others and restrictions[/style][style=border:1px dashed #142113; background-color:#050505; font-size:10px; text-align:justify; padding:3px; color:7d7d7d]► No shirt, no shoes, no problem.[/style] |